When I was 5 I wanted to be a lawyer. I grew up quite poor, unfortunate, whatever you want to call it, and I heard somewhere that lawyers made a lot of money. I figured if I got a job that made a lot of money I could take care of my family, we would always have food and we would never have to be homeless again. Later I heard somewhere that lawyers often had to lie in there job. My Dad had always told me there was nothing worse than a liar, so from that point on I was no longer going to be a lawyer.